It’s time for MISSED CONNECTIONS – With the POWER of The Bull, we feel we’re uniquely qualified to help those who weren’t able to make their love connection happen. We looked through the postings on Craig’s List and these were postings that caught our eye…
GEORGE: B######E HOSPITAL
I went in to get checked out because of an accident I was in the day before. My ex was with me and wasn’t thrilled that you and I were having good conversation…I was talking with you about how this country needs to change and we talked about how people in this area don’t speak English. When my ex stepped away, you got brave and showed me a picture of your Halloween decoration….(wink, wink). Anyway I hope you read this, I am very interested in possibly getting to know you better and if you need a ride to Trump rally please message me.
MO: ANOTHER FOOT LONG JOKE
I don’t wanna say desperate, so instead I’ll say hungry…this guy is HUN-GRY. He said…
We were in line at the Subway…the one next to the Kroger just off Beltway 8. And you told me to watch your phone. I turned to an idiot and now I wish we could of talked some more. You are extremely attractive, I’m not sure if you were just being friendly or if it was something else. I wanted to make a joke about ordering a footlong, but I didn’t want to blow it. Let me know if you wanna hear.
Sir…she was just being nice. Keep your foot long jokes to yourself. Thank you. ❤ Mo
COWBOY DAVE: A KILLER NIGHT AT REN FEST
It was an amazing night near the Texas Renfest on Friday night… An early Halloween party with friends old and new… me and my husband were dressed as murderer and victim… He was Jason Voorhees and I was the girl that was trying to run in high heels through the woods. We danced, laughed and then had a private moment behind the bobbin’ for apples booth… When the night ended and we finally removed our masks my husband said to me “What did I miss… I drank too much and fell asleep?”
So to the man that was also dressed as Jason Voorhees… you could have at least told me that you weren’t my6 husband… still… I’ll be in the same outfit at the Valero on 1774 tonight at 7! Maybe we can bring the population in Tod Mission from 109 to 110!
